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What do masturbation and Billiards have in common?

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American Football Jokes

Listed below is a collection of Funny American Football Sports Jokes, Jokes about American Football. has a large funny joke collection sorted by sport category

  Who Should Stay and Who Should Go
What do the Dolphins and Richie Incognito have in common? They both make terrible decisions!!!
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  The Browns
Who is the color orange and bursts when pinched? Binary Options Education Binary Options Mobile Trading
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  A Bears fan was driving when he spotted a Colts fan walking along the road.
A Bears fan was driving when he spotted a Colts fan walking along the road. For fun, he swerved near him, veering away just in time. Though he was certain he had missed the guy, he heard a loud THUD. The Bears fan glanced in his mirrors but didn't see anything. "What was that?" he asked friend in the back seat. "I thought I missed that Colts fan." "You did" replied his friend, "But I got him with the door."
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Wrong Position
I don't know how they ended up in that position.
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  Footballer's wife
During preseason training, a college football lineman married one of the team's cheerleaders. The coach was a bit surprised and remarked to his star football player, "You are such a big, burley guy. Why in the world did you marry such a tiny, petite woman? She is no bigger than your hand." "That's right, Coach," replied the lineman. "But, she's much better!"
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  Football player drink
What beverage do football players drink? Penal-tea!
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