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What do masturbation and Billiards have in common?


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Luis Suarez


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Cricket Jokes


Listed below is a collection of Funny Cricket Sports Jokes, Jokes about Cricket. SportsJokeCafe.com has a large funny joke collection sorted by sport category


  Cricket Essay
The teacher had asked the class to write an essay on cricket. With only a few minutes left, one boy had written nothing. Suddenly, he looked up at the clock, grabbed his pen and scribbled something on the paper. The teacher read out his essay: "No play today. Rain."
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  Bad Batter
The batsman had been out off the third ball and was back in the pavilion taking an early lunch of fish and chips. 'I don't think much of this batter' he complained. 'You should talk,' replied the waitress.
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Cricket Player Jump
Photo of a cricket player jumping.
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  The benefit of reincarnation.
Sid and Fred are discussing Reincarnation. Sid says. "Fred what do you want to be when you come back?" "A giraffe" said Fred. Sid says "Why" Fred says "So I can watch cricket at the oval". Sid says "So do giraffes get in free then?"
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  out of orbit
Chris Gayle smaked another ball into orbit for six said the Sky commentator. the commentator was actually in orbit. Who was is? Answer N.A.S.A. Hussein.
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  Vicar’s first game.
The shy young vicar had been enticed to play on the villages’ cricket team. Although he had never played before, he gave the first ball a resounding whack and sent it out straight into a large hedge. “Run,” yelled his team mate. “Don’t worry,” said the embarrassed minister. “I’ll buy them a new ball!”
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