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Fencing Jokes

Listed below is a collection of Funny Fencing Sports Jokes, Jokes about Fencing. has a large funny joke collection sorted by sport category

Fencing for old people
Funny photo of two very old people fencing with walkers to help them stand.
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Funny Fencing Photo
Funny fencing photo taken at the right moment.
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Take Your Turn
Funny photo of people fencing.
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why did the fencer leave fencing early? he had other prioritys! !! ha ha ha ha ha get it?
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Fencing With Chainsaws
Could Fencing with Chainsaws become an Olympic sport?
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  The Fencing Masters and the Fly
There were once three sabre masters, a French, a Russian, and a Hungarian, and they were all arguing who was the best master. The argument became rather heated, and without further ado, the French master brings out his sabre, declaring, "I will show you all!" He targeted one of the flies buzzing around the salle, and with a swipe of his blade, the fly falls to the ground, cut neatly in half. The Russian sabre master shakes his head, "Nyet, you shall see that -I- am the best!" And with two swipe of his blade, the fly falls to the ground, it's wings neatly removed. They stare expectantly at the Hungarian sabre master, who simply smiles and shakes his head. He targets another fly in the room, and with two swipes of his blade, the fly flys off, undisturbed. The other two masters laugh and ridicule the Hungarian, who once again shakes his head and holds up his hands, quietly saying, "That fly will never procreate again!"
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