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What do masturbation and Billiards have in common?


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Luis Suarez


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Ice Hockey Jokes


Listed below is a collection of Funny Ice Hockey Sports Jokes, Jokes about Ice Hockey. SportsJokeCafe.com has a large funny joke collection sorted by sport category


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Q: Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game? A: There was a face-off in the corner. Q: What do you call 143 white guys chasing after one black guy? A: PGA Tour Q: Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student? A: Because education pays off in the long run! balon avı moda dünyası tavşan oyunu anahtar topla
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  Little boy want to live with the toronto maple leaf
A 6 year old Boy that is living with his Grandparents. He was told that he can go and live with one of his parent but can't stay with his Grandparent because they are very sick and will die soon. His parents at court fighting for the kid but the judge wants to know which parent the kid want to live with. One day when the boy is at his Grandparents house a Chidlren Aid Worker comes to talk to him. The Children Aid Worker says to the kid "Do you want to live with your mom??" The boy looks and says "I don't want to go and live with my mom because she beats me" the Children Aid Worker says "Then do you want to live with your dad????????" The Boy looks at the Children Aid Worker and says "No i do not want to live with my dad becasue he beats me too" The Children Aid Worker said to the Boy "Then who do you want to live with" The boy looks at the Children Aid Worker and says "I want to leave with the Toronto Maple Leafs" The Chidren Aid Worker Say " Why do you want to live with the Toronto Maple Leafs??????" The Boy looks at the Children Aid Worker and says " Because they never beat anyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Scared Referee
Funny photo of a scared ice hockey referee.
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Hockey Bear
A funny photo of a bear playing ice hockey.
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Hockey Monkey
A monkey playing hockey.
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Hockey Idiot
hockey referee with sign above his head.
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