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What do masturbation and Billiards have in common?


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Luis Suarez


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Rodeo Jokes


Listed below is a collection of Funny Rodeo Sports Jokes, Jokes about Rodeo. SportsJokeCafe.com has a large funny joke collection sorted by sport category


Monkey Rodeo
A monkey rodeo is always funny…… fact.
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  A Texan Farmer On Vacation
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large." Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, "We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows." The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, "And what are those?" The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas?"
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  The Cowboys Stolen Horse
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals had a habit of picking on strangers. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar and with a quick move of his hands, he flipped his guns into the air, caught them above his head without even looking and fired at the ceiling. Which one of you sidewinders stole my hoss!?" he yelled. No one answered. "Alright, I'm gonna have anotha beer, and if my hoss ain't back outside by the time I finnish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don't like to have to do what I dun in Texas! Some of the locals shifted restlessly. He had another beer, walked outside, and his horse was back! As he swung up into the saddle and started to ride out of town, the bartender ran out of the saloon and asked, "Say partner, before you go... what happened in Texas?" The cowboy turned back and said, "I walked home."
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  Old Time Cowhands Toilet Paper
There was once an old-time cowhand who ordered some toilet paper from a mail-order catalog. They wrote back and requested that he look in his catalog to give them the exact order number. He answered 'em right back and told them that if he had their catalog, he sure wouldn't need the toilet paper.
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  Become a bull rider
Clown: Hey, do you know the secret to becoming a bull rider? Announcer: No, suppose you tell us. Clown: First, you put a handful of marbles in your mouth and you keep them there. Announcer: Yeah? Clown: Yeah. Every time you ride a bull, you spit out one of the marbles in the arena. Announcer: Oh really... Clown: Yeah, and when you've lost all your marbles, you're a bullrider!
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