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What do masturbation and Billiards have in common?

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Tug-of-War Jokes

Listed below is a collection of Funny Tug-of-War Sports Jokes, Jokes about Tug-of-War. has a large funny joke collection sorted by sport category

Car vs Lawn Mower
Funny photo of a tug of war between a car and lawn mower.
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Tug-of-War Bookends
A funny bronze bookend.
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  Irish Tug-of-War Team
Have you heard about the Irish tug-of-war team? They were disqualified for pushing.
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  What is love like?
Love? Its like tug of war. It hurts so badly to hold on, but for some reason you can't let go.
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Trunk of War?
Elephant's playing tug of war with their trunks.
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Carrot Tug-of-War....
Carrot Tug-of-War....
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