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What do masturbation and Billiards have in common?


Q: What do Billiards and masturbation have in common?

A: it's all about the stroke!

Luis Suarez


What's Luis Suarez favorite food?

Ears


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Walking Jokes


Listed below is a collection of Funny Walking Sports Jokes, Jokes about Walking. SportsJokeCafe.com has a large funny joke collection sorted by sport category


Morning Exercises
Looks like this guy kicked himself in the face while walking in public.
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Lazy Mother
A mother using a segway while pushing a pram.
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  Drunk Walking
A drunk leaves the bar to go home. He has to walk through the cemetery on his way home. He's walking along and falls into an open grave. "Help, Help! Get me out of here!" he screams. A drunk friend of his is walking home and he too has to pass through the cemetary. As he is walking along, he hears, "Help, Help! Get me out of here!" "Who said that?" says the 2nd drunk, looking around. "Who said that?" The 1st drunk says, "Help, Help, Get me out of here. I'm freezing to death!" The 2nd drunk looks down and says, "Well, No wonder. They forgot to cover you up."
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  Jesus Goes Fishing
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing when Jesus says, "I want to perform a miracle so it will feel like the good old days." Moses says, "Yeah, sure." So Jesus gets up and says "I think I'll walk on water, that was always a good one." So Jesus walks over to the edge of the boat, steps into the water and sinks like a stone. Moses drags him back into the boat and revives him. Moses says, "What's the problem?" Jesus replies, "I don't know, but it could be these holes in my feet!"
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  Blonde Dog Walking
A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says "oh my, you have such beautiful dogs.. what are their names?" The blonde replies "Well, the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex." The man responds "Huh.. that's interesting.. why did you name them such names?" The blonde sighs and shakes her head "Everyone keeps asking me the same thing... duhh, what else can you name your watch dogs??"
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  Two Mississippians Walking
Two Mississippians are walking down different ends of a street toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?" "Jus' some chickens." "If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?" "Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them." "OK. Ummmmm... five?"
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